Festivus! The Book: A Complete Guide to the Holiday for the Rest of Us

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CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - A humorous guide to the wackiest holiday introduced to modern society. See first-hand how festivus is celebrated by others and receive plenty of advice and tips to aid in your own Festivus party plans. Learn all about the traditions of a Seinfeld-based Festivus and witness the nuances of the original Festivus, as celebrated by the O'Keefe family.

Good reference and a good read! ~ Goodreads. Com the book has everything! did we tell you that an aluminum pole is featured on the right side of every page spread? Of course it’s plain and unadorned, just as Festivus aficionados prefer. FestivusWeb. Com. Festivus! the book is an up-to-date complete reference for anyone who celebrates Festivus or plans to join the fun.

Festivus! The Book: A Complete Guide to the Holiday for the Rest of Us #ad - What foods should be prepared? is meatloaf preferred? should you organize a wrestling match with your father? Are you too feeble for wrestling? What about arm wrestling or even thumb wrestling? How should you Air your Grievances? Maybe this is an opportunity to complain about Grandma's clicking dentures… You'll find great answers to all these questions, and more.

Endorsed by seinfeld writer dan o'keefe "This book completes Festivus' transformation from borderline child endangerment to beloved pop-cultural footnote of the late 1990s. Seinfeld writer dan o’keefe reviews The author leaves nothing out, adds a full dose of humor, and leaves you with a complete understanding of Festivus.

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Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit RP Minis

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RP Minis #ad - As i rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! . Out of that, a new holiday was born. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble! Kit includes: 9-inch tall festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of frank Costanza Jerry Stiller 5 Human Fund donation gift cards 2 magnets Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son.

I got a lot of problems with you people! and now you're gonna hear about it!Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. Button 3 "the airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit RP Minis #ad - I find tinsel distracting. Celebrate festivus-- the seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. A festivus for the rest of us!Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration.

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Festivus Napkins Cocktail Drink Size 5 Inch Multi Color 40 Count

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#ad - Originally designed to be celebrated on December 23, the Seinfeld Show has allowed us to observe the festivities all through the holiday season. A fun addition to your party Table Decor. Perfect for a gift!40 multi color 3 ply paper Holiday Napkins 2 - 20 packs. Use these forty fun serviettes for your Celebration.

Cellophane packaging of napkins. Would make a fantastic and unique hostess gift!4 napkin styles, 10 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", silver "airing of the Grievances", RED "Happy Festivus", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".5 inch square Cocktail Beverage Size.

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Festivus Napkins Cocktail Drink Size 5 Inch Multi Color 20 Count

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#ad - 40 multi color 3 ply paper Holiday Napkins 2 - 20 packs. 20 multi color 3 Ply Paper Holiday Napkins. A fun addition to your party Table Decor. Perfect for a gift! Would make a fantastic and unique hostess gift! Would make a fantastic and unique hostess gift!4 napkin styles, silver "airing of the grievances", 5 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", red "happy Festivus", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".

5 inch square Cocktail Beverage Size. Originally designed to be celebrated on December 23, the Seinfeld Show has allowed us to observe the festivities all through the holiday season. Use these twenty fun serviettes for your Celebration. 4 napkin styles, red "happy festivus", 10 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", silver "airing of the Grievances", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".

Festivus Napkins Cocktail Drink Size 5 Inch Multi Color 20 Count #ad - 5 inch square Cocktail Beverage Size. Cellophane packaging of napkins. A fun addition to your party Table Decor. Cellophane packaging of napkins. Perfect for a gift! .

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The Airing Of The Grievances 6x9 Journal: Lined Writing Notebook, 120 Pages - Cobalt Blue Stripes with Grass Green and Humorous Message

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CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - Would make a fantastic and unique hostess gift! Perfect for taking notes, brainstorming, prayer and meditation journaling, or giving as a gift for Mother’s Day, Christmas, a birthday, Rush Week, writing in as a diary, jotting lists, doodling, Easter, or any day. A bright & bold, fun & funny notebook. Not too thick & not too thin, so it's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! size: 6 x 9 paper: lightly Lined on White Paper PAGES: 120 Pages 60 Sheets Front/BackCOVER: Soft Cover Matte 40 multi color 3 ply paper Holiday Napkins 2 - 20 packs.

Perfect for a gift!20 multi color 3 Ply Paper Holiday Napkins. Perfect for a gift! Cellophane packaging of napkins. 4 napkin styles, 10 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", silver "airing of the Grievances", RED "Happy Festivus", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".5 inch square Cocktail Beverage Size. A fun addition to your party Table Decor.

The Airing Of The Grievances 6x9 Journal: Lined Writing Notebook, 120 Pages - Cobalt Blue Stripes with Grass Green and Humorous Message #ad - Makes a fun gift for a graduate, aunt, sister, cousin, friend, bridesmaid, teacher, teammate, or anyone who could use a motivational, mom, inspirational boost.4 napkin styles, silver "airing of the grievances", 5 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", red "happy Festivus", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".

5 inch square Cocktail Beverage Size.

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CafePress FESTIVUS??? Diagram Pint Glass, 16 oz. Drinking Glass

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CafePress #ad - Perfect for a gift! Perfect for a gift!40 multi color 3 ply paper Holiday Napkins 2 - 20 packs. There's nothing better than your favorite beverage, unless it's in a stylish drinking glass with a cool or funny printed design. Would make a fantastic and unique hostess gift! The design is professionally printed, retirement, anniversaries, Father's Day, making it the perfect novelty gift for birthdays, or Christmas.

Cellophane packaging of napkins. Stacks well with other pint glasses for easy storage. A fun addition to your party Table Decor. Imported. We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. Would make a fantastic and unique hostess gift! Made of durable lead free glass, this drinking glass has a classic feel and holds 16 US fluid ounces and is a staple pint glass for your barware or man cave collection.

CafePress FESTIVUS??? Diagram Pint Glass, 16 oz. Drinking Glass #ad - Our beer glass designs are professionally printed and appear semi-translucent on the glass, so your unique design will look great and make someone smile with the funny, vintage, or expressive artwork. Treat yourself, birthday, christmas, father's Day, or make this glassware the perfect party favor or gift for housewarming, or retirement!.

Dishwasher safe for easy and convenient use, optionally hand wash to preserve printed design. 4 napkin styles, red "happy festivus", 10 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", silver "airing of the Grievances", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".

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The Airing Of The Grievances 6x9 Journal: Lined Writing Notebook, 120 Pages - Melon Pink Stripes with Teal Blue and Humorous Message

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CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - Not too thick & not too thin, so it's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! size: 6 x 9 paper: lightly Lined on White Paper PAGES: 120 Pages 60 Sheets Front/BackCOVER: Soft Cover Matte 40 multi color 3 ply paper Holiday Napkins 2 - 20 packs. Perfect for taking notes, writing in as a diary, doodling, Christmas, prayer and meditation journaling, jotting lists, Easter, brainstorming, a birthday, Rush Week, or giving as a gift for Mother’s Day, or any day.

Made of durable lead free glass, this drinking glass has a classic feel and holds 16 US fluid ounces and is a staple pint glass for your barware or man cave collection. Our beer glass designs are professionally printed and appear semi-translucent on the glass, so your unique design will look great and make someone smile with the funny, vintage, or expressive artwork.

The Airing Of The Grievances 6x9 Journal: Lined Writing Notebook, 120 Pages - Melon Pink Stripes with Teal Blue and Humorous Message #ad - Treat yourself, christmas, father's Day, birthday, or make this glassware the perfect party favor or gift for housewarming, or retirement!. Dishwasher safe for easy and convenient use, optionally hand wash to preserve printed design. 4 napkin styles, red "happy festivus", 5 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", SILVER "Airing of the Grievances", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".

5 inch square Cocktail Beverage Size. Cellophane packaging of napkins. A fun addition to your party Table Decor. Imported.

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Seinfeld Festivus for The Rest of Us Pole Cream Ugly Christmas Sweater Adult X-Large

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#ad - Imported. A fun addition to your party Table Decor. Officially Licensed. Officially licensed seinfeld festivus for the rest of Us Pole Adult Cream Ugly Christmas Sweater 40 multi color 3 ply paper Holiday Napkins 2 - 20 packs. Your satisfaction is guaranteed, and returns/exchanges are made easy. 60% cotton, 40% Acrylic.

4 napkin styles, 10 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", silver "airing of the Grievances", RED "Happy Festivus", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".5 inch square Cocktail Beverage Size. Perfect for a gift! Stacks well with other pint glasses for easy storage. Made of durable lead free glass, this drinking glass has a classic feel and holds 16 US fluid ounces and is a staple pint glass for your barware or man cave collection.

Seinfeld Festivus for The Rest of Us Pole Cream Ugly Christmas Sweater Adult X-Large #ad - Our beer glass designs are professionally printed and appear semi-translucent on the glass, so your unique design will look great and make someone smile with the funny, vintage, or expressive artwork. Treat yourself, christmas, father's Day, or make this glassware the perfect party favor or gift for housewarming, birthday, or retirement!.

Dishwasher safe for easy and convenient use, optionally hand wash to preserve printed design. Cellophane packaging of napkins. Cellophane packaging of napkins. A fun addition to your party Table Decor.

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Seinfeld: Serenity Now! Talking Button: Featuring the voice of Frank Costanza!

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RP Minis #ad - Get some "serenity Now!" with the help of Frank Costanza. Would make a fantastic and unique hostess gift! Your satisfaction is guaranteed, and returns/exchanges are made easy. 60% cotton, 40% Acrylic. Made of durable lead free glass, this drinking glass has a classic feel and holds 16 US fluid ounces and is a staple pint glass for your barware or man cave collection.

Our beer glass designs are professionally printed and appear semi-translucent on the glass, vintage, so your unique design will look great and make someone smile with the funny, or expressive artwork. Treat yourself, christmas, birthday, father's Day, or make this glassware the perfect party favor or gift for housewarming, or retirement!.

Seinfeld: Serenity Now! Talking Button: Featuring the voice of Frank Costanza! #ad - Dishwasher safe for easy and convenient use, optionally hand wash to preserve printed design. A fun addition to your party Table Decor. Great add on for Ugly Christmas Sweater parties. Officially Licensed. Kit includes: "serenity now!" button, which plays audio from Seinfeld of Jerry Stiller in the role of Frank Costanza 2 magnets 40 multi color 3 ply paper Holiday Napkins 2 - 20 packs.

Imported. We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. A fun addition to your party Table Decor.

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The Real Festivus

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Perigee Trade #ad - A seinfeld writer and co-creator of the unusual festivus holiday offers a definitive guide to the celebration of Festivus, party themes, activities, covering the complete history, games, trivia, customs, and other important aspects of the cult phenomenon. Made of durable lead free glass, this drinking glass has a classic feel and holds 16 US fluid ounces and is a staple pint glass for your barware or man cave collection.

Our beer glass designs are professionally printed and appear semi-translucent on the glass, so your unique design will look great and make someone smile with the funny, vintage, or expressive artwork. Treat yourself, birthday, father's Day, christmas, or make this glassware the perfect party favor or gift for housewarming, or retirement!.

The Real Festivus #ad - Dishwasher safe for easy and convenient use, optionally hand wash to preserve printed design. 4 napkin styles, silver "airing of the grievances", red "Happy Festivus", 10 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".5 inch square Cocktail Beverage Size. A fun addition to your party Table Decor.

Cellophane packaging of napkins. Perfect for a gift!4 napkin styles, silver "airing of the grievances", 5 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", red "happy Festivus", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".

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Costume Agent Festivus for The Rest of US 8 feet Lawn Inflatable Decoration

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Costume Agent #ad - Would make a fantastic and unique hostess gift! Stacks well with other pint glasses for easy storage. Perfect for a gift! Costume agent festivus for the rest of us 8 feet Lawn Inflatable Decoration 40 multi color 3 ply paper Holiday Napkins 2 - 20 packs. Cellophane packaging of napkins. Easy to Set Up. A fun addition to your party Table Decor.

Self inflates in Moment. Would make a fantastic and unique hostess gift! Great add on for Ugly Christmas Sweater parties. 4 napkin styles, red "happy festivus", silver "airing of the Grievances", 5 of each - green "it's a festivus miracle!", and BLUE "Feats of Strength".5 inch square Cocktail Beverage Size.

Costume Agent Festivus for The Rest of US 8 feet Lawn Inflatable Decoration #ad - Made of durable lead free glass, this drinking glass has a classic feel and holds 16 US fluid ounces and is a staple pint glass for your barware or man cave collection. Our beer glass designs are professionally printed and appear semi-translucent on the glass, so your unique design will look great and make someone smile with the funny, vintage, or expressive artwork.

Treat yourself, or make this glassware the perfect party favor or gift for housewarming, father's Day, birthday, christmas, or retirement!. Dishwasher safe for easy and convenient use, optionally hand wash to preserve printed design. Imported.

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